In a pretty bad mood right now. As I wait and save up for my move to New Zealand I'm constantly reminded why I left northern Virginia in the first place. So many people here complain about it being boring yet all they do on the weekends is drink a shitload, smoke like a chimney and sleep in till late in the afternoon. These are what I call "Lame People". This is the schedule they follow...
Monday: Work, leave cliche "i hate work/mondays" facebook status
Tuesday: Work
Wednesday: Work, facebook status "is this week over yet??"
Thursday: Work
Friday: Work, "tgif" facebook status, get wasted, pass out
Saturday: Wake up around 1 pm, leave facebook status about being "hung over", get wasted, pass out
Sunday: Repeat Saturdays actions, leave facebook status about dreading the coming week
Then when that gets old they will realize that they better "settle down" and get married. So getting wasted is what you did with your "crazy" years? Living on the edge! Whoa...what crazy stories you can boast about when you're old and stuck in your "golden years". How about trying something different than the same crap. What I find ridiculous is that we have a great city about 15-20 minutes away from us. Washington, DC has some great places. And don't tell me you can't afford it...you're spending more on a 24 pack of shit light beer than the free museums you could be visiting.
These people who complain and complain about how things suck will never do anything about it. As much as they complain, they are too afraid to leave their comfort zones. You may even find that some of these people don't even complain anymore...they've just accepted life. These people are even more lame. Lame 2.0 people. I know it may come off harsh but don't spend a lot of time with these people, they will not help you find new and interesting things. They will only lead you to a keg of Natural light and a future of lame stories to look back on.
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Friday, June 4, 2010
Monday, May 31, 2010
My Robot Theory
I have a new idea for the "system"...
What if we all received one robot. Everybody's robot was basically their slave who worked for free and brought them money. So you have a robot that stays in an office and completes mundane tasks. It gets paid whatever an hour and that's how much you make. You don't have to work, the robot does. The amount of upgrades you put in your robot determines if you can get a promotion and make more money. (There are a lot of upgrades so it takes years to get to a LEVEL 2 robot.)
There could still be classes. Young people start off with level 1 robots that do shit work..most middle aged people have developed their robots into level 2 bots by this time and make $40-100k a year. Then there are the people who lived poor for awhile, just upgrading their robots to level 3 bots (decades of upgrades). These people are the rich ones. There are also older people who spent their money when they were young and never put any upgrades in their robot. These people would probably be the lower class but even so it's not like they are working...the robots are doing it all. It works like our system now does except one big change... everyone's not really working so it's good times for everybody.
I'll call it Robotism. Can't wait for it to get mainstream with the two parties and then there will be Roboticrats and Robopilicans.
Of course this eventually leads to the hollywood robot uprising cliche but hey...it could be fun!
If I were in charge...
What if we all received one robot. Everybody's robot was basically their slave who worked for free and brought them money. So you have a robot that stays in an office and completes mundane tasks. It gets paid whatever an hour and that's how much you make. You don't have to work, the robot does. The amount of upgrades you put in your robot determines if you can get a promotion and make more money. (There are a lot of upgrades so it takes years to get to a LEVEL 2 robot.)
There could still be classes. Young people start off with level 1 robots that do shit work..most middle aged people have developed their robots into level 2 bots by this time and make $40-100k a year. Then there are the people who lived poor for awhile, just upgrading their robots to level 3 bots (decades of upgrades). These people are the rich ones. There are also older people who spent their money when they were young and never put any upgrades in their robot. These people would probably be the lower class but even so it's not like they are working...the robots are doing it all. It works like our system now does except one big change... everyone's not really working so it's good times for everybody.
I'll call it Robotism. Can't wait for it to get mainstream with the two parties and then there will be Roboticrats and Robopilicans.
Of course this eventually leads to the hollywood robot uprising cliche but hey...it could be fun!
If I were in charge...
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